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Hedge : LMNAMAO. Exactly. Fuck, I need to get that job !Hedge wrote:I got a better one for you Steve - my wife who works for one of the largest Commodities Trading companies in the world have a weatherman on the payroll that just predicts weather patterns so that they can better judge the bets they will make on Commodities. So I ask her, where does this weatherman work out of? She says he moves around a bit and usually works out of hotels in different parts of the USA and other areas of the world. So me thinks to myself . . . .hummmmm!
I thought about this and finally said to my wife that this guy is a Sham! She says What? I said he is a full of shit Sham! She goes why? I said I could do that fucking job! She said what would qualify you? I said easy, get a hotel room anywhere in the world, turn on the AC, order some fucking room service and watch the weather channel for an hour or so everyday and report back to the Central office! She looked at me and didn't say anything for about 5 seconds and then said, No he knows a lot of shit about weather! I said, whatever!
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