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by TonUp » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:10 am
BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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Funny
by TonUp » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:20 pm
BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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More funny
by TonUp » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:22 pm
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Funny
by TonUp » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:47 pm
BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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LOL
by TonUp » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:06 am
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
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The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
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BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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Bad Monkey!
by TonUp » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:12 am
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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by bennybmn » Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:42 pm
Geek joke for ya...
An atom walks into a bar. Bartender says "why do you look so sad?"
Atom says "I just lost an electron"
Bartender says "are you sure?"
Atom says "I'm positive."
badum cchchch!
I'll be here all week.
An atom walks into a bar. Bartender says "why do you look so sad?"
Atom says "I just lost an electron"
Bartender says "are you sure?"
Atom says "I'm positive."
badum cchchch!
I'll be here all week.
02 BA, lots of goodies...
I may live in NY, but I grew up in VT! I'm a local for this one...
I may live in NY, but I grew up in VT! I'm a local for this one...
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Funny
by TonUp » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:51 pm
Funny! LOL
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Funny
by TonUp » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:24 pm
Tito
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Smack the penguin
by TonUp » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:47 pm
Smack the Penguin!
Left click to activate, click again to swing bat
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
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ps 295 was my high score
Left click to activate, click again to swing bat
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
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ps 295 was my high score
BMC airfilter, 45 tooth rear sprocket, MIVV GP Carbon Fiber Exhaust, Lithium Battery, over 22lbs weight reduction, Custom Mapping, Skyking frame sliders, Pirelli Supercorsa SP, 112 octane fuel and a smile
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Tito
by Speedblastr » Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:55 pm
292 feet was the best I could get ,any pointers on smackin the penguin. That lick the balls funny is funny..........Just hit a 306.5 LMAO It's fun. Would be great on Huge screen!
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by JEnfield » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:48 pm
That there is some fun shit my dog is barking at the sound and I am laughing so hard I have got to get some sleep.
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by mark » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:41 am
I managed 303 feet, but the best part was that on one of my other swings, I made the penguin fly so high up that when he came down he stuck straight down into the snow.
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Penguins
by TonUp » Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:43 am
I really like penguins! for real! They are some pretty though Mother's!
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