TSA Pat downs

[b_mason]

I think the nation is looking at these pat downs the wrong way.... Where else can you get groped and patted down without having to pay for it or it be illegal or the wife be mad at us for it?

Lets go in, opt out of the scan, when they say we will have to perform a pat down, just look at them and say, Hell ya, lets do this!! Just please warm your hands first and make sure you turn them the right direction.

Never know they might enjoy it too.

[mark]

I was thinking we need to conscript an army of really flaming gay guys to refuse scans and therefore receive pat-downs -- and moan "Oh yeah, that feels so good, big boy!" while they're being patted down. Maybe throw in a "Harder!" or "A little higher!" for good measure. I bet that would make the TSA screeners hate this nonsense as much as the rest of us.

Other thing I want to know is how they're dealing with the double-standard of screening kids. If they don't screen them, then they're a gaping and obvious security hole. And if they do screen them, then they're either taking naked pictures of them, which if anyone else did it would be kiddie porn, or they're patting them down, which if anyone else did it would be sexual molestation (and the fact that they're "allowed" to be doing it sure as hell isn't going to make it any less traumatic for the kids).

If I were a parent I'd be livid.

--mark

[JEnfield]

Dont fuckin fly ride a triumph and leave a couple days ahead of time enjoy the trip. Stopped flying when the goverment stopped paying for it . Captins crash planes I have control of my bike and dont have to worry about snoring or talking when I am trying to figure out which fucker on the plane is planning on blowing the fucker up.

[Rockers CT]

Dude.. Dont touch my JUNK!!!.. Unless your super hot and a woman.. then hell yeah touch my junk.. Slowly!